Black Hand
This piece of Ebb equipment lacks the common organic structure associated with science friction devices, instead appearing as a single thin, slick glove of lustreless black, so deep that it […]
Game Systems
SLAve Master
The SLAve Master brings an unprecedented amount of rough power to the home console market. Ten chippy ports, controlled by dedicated hardwired circuitry for the management of a host of […]
SLAve Boy Girl’s Edition
The SLAve Boy comes pretty in pink in this special limited edition of the popular gaming handheld, made all the more attractive by its upgraded chipset and enhanced interface for […]
SLAve Boy
The SLAve (virtual entertainment) Boy is a handheld game console. It employs a full-spectrum colour codex chip set, and includes twin universal chippy ports, slug drive, a large gel monitor […]
Penelope Snailleather Jacket
Penelope’s new collection is made from only the highest quality leathers harvested from black giant snails. A Penelope snailleather jacket costs 600u. Game Use: –
Liquid Lens
Liquid Lens solves your problems with vision impairments, without the need for unseemly glasses, irritating contact lenses, dangerous surgeries or expensive implants. Administered like simple eye drops, Liquid Lens achieves […]
Armour Compartments
It’s great that your armour will stop 12.7mm bullets, survive vicious vibro-enhanced blows in close combat, and protect you from several stories worth of rubble raining down on you – […]
Eroticising Armour Catheter
You can’t tell us you haven’t thought about it, but now we can tell you we actually did it. Combining a quality armour catheter system with a quality sex toy, […]
KK70 ‘Monster’
The Monster uses the wrist trigger system, clip mount (shoulder) and modular feed, as well as the carbon fibre construction common to Klip Killers better known 12mm designs, but is […]
Gastric Snail
Keeping your weight down was never as easy as with this symbiotic organism from the Karma labs. Derived from heavily modified mollusc DNA, the gastric snail can survive and thrive […]