Divine Nipple Clamps of Crossing
This artifact draws from two systems of sympathetic association, sexual conotations, which draw in power from the Naked Goddess, and the popculture image of defibrillation.
If the nipple clamps are placed on a seriously injured or recently deceased character and then electrified and if the adept applying the clamps succeeds on a Pornomancy roll, the clamped character immediately regains a number of wound ppoints equal to the result of the roll.
If the wound points would rise above maximum through this procedure, there is no healing and the character instead takes damage equal to the sum of the dice.
Dead characters can only benefit from this procedure for a number of minutes after their death equal to the tens-digit of the Soul stat. If applied any later than this, it has no effect.
The clamps are only good foor one successful use before they need to be recharged. To recharge them, they simply need to be used as part of a regular pornomantic charging ritual.
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