Ten Suits of Plate Armour – on the tenth

10 Dinge zum 10.
A suit of plate armour with …

  • … a big heart-shaped hole over the left breast
  • … vambraces made of wire ornaments depicting vines
  • … iron shoes for bird’s feet
  • … an impressive beard made of steel wool as part of the helmet
  • … a codpiece sporting a finely modelled scrotum covered in spikes
  • … an iron stove mounted on its back
  • … heavy chains, one each attached to each wrist and ankle
  • … a visor with an opening only for the left eye
  • … a long armoured hoop skirt instead of greaves
  • … a long hollow iron stinger mounted on the butt

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