A suit of plate armour with …
- … a big heart-shaped hole over the left breast
- … vambraces made of wire ornaments depicting vines
- … iron shoes for bird’s feet
- … an impressive beard made of steel wool as part of the helmet
- … a codpiece sporting a finely modelled scrotum covered in spikes
- … an iron stove mounted on its back
- … heavy chains, one each attached to each wrist and ankle
- … a visor with an opening only for the left eye
- … a long armoured hoop skirt instead of greaves
- … a long hollow iron stinger mounted on the butt