Yet another board game Sunday…
With Conan…
Frogtoe: I’m an equal opportunity plunderer.
The Pagan Boy: Then why don’t you plunder Aquilonia?
The best rules’ coaching ever…
The Pagan Boy: What do you do with the dice?
Reptiletongue: Roll them.
The Pagan Boy: What do you do with the cards?
Reptiletongue: Draw them.
The Pagan Boy: How do you win the game?
Reptiletongue: Victory points.
The Pagan Boy: Gee, thanks guys.
Reptiletongue: Explaining the rules properly would have been far to complicated.
Frogtoe: We play the idiot version.
And with a surprise guest star from Sesame Street…
Reptiletongue: Crom! Count the dead!
The Count: One!