A d6ideas Sunday board game dialogue.
Frogtoe: Age of Conan is quite the neat board game. There is just one thing missing to make it great.
Reptiletongue: What?
Frogtoe: We should pay someone to read the corresponding Howard short stories while we play.
Reptiletongue: You mean … like a gamemaster? Someone paid to read to all other guys, who are actually having fun?
Frogtoe: Yes, only that only all his lines come from someone who knew his stuff – Robert E. Howard and not some RPG hack.